Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him If u Don't, he says u are PROUD If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK If he does WELL, it's BRAINS If u HURT him, u are CRUEL If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!